February 02, 2015
By: Patrick Howley, Political Reporter
This weekend, sixteen national sororities prohibited their female members at the University of Virginia from attending annual fraternity bid events for the girls’ own safety, in the aftermath of a false Rolling Stone report on a fraternity gang rape that never actually happened. Some sororities even mandated “Girls Night In” policies, whereby the sorority members barricaded themselves indoors where they watched television and possibly, theoretically also made out.
In that spirit, I’m also taking every precaution to protect people I care about from the constant danger posed by Differently-Gendered Americans. So I’ve sent out to my young male friends a similar mandate: avoid progressive women for your own safety. Seriously. The risks are real.