By: John Hayward 2/11/2014 09:12 AM
Hear ye, hear ye, humble subjects of His Most Benevolent Majesty, King Barack I, Destroyer of Insurance and Slayer of Jobs! By royal decree, it has been proclaimed that the employer mandates of His Majesty’s most glorious achievement – which some of you filthy peasants have been heard sniggering is “the settled law of the land,” in the same tone of voice you might use to describe the S.S. Titanic as “unsinkable” – shall once again be delayed.
Let all in the land accept the new dates as chiseled in the hard granite of absolute law… until such time as His Majesty deems it necessary to change them again, of course. His Majesty’s subjects are ordered to rejoice and give copious thanks for their beloved Sun King’s transcendent wisdom and heartfelt compassion! Huzzah!